EXPLOSIVE VISUALS. ADDICTIVE GAMEPLAY.
“It has been a long time since
I have had so much fun with a game.”
– Game Industry News
Humans are long gone, and our robot descendants are reckless, trash-talking, and power-hungry. You play Charlie, an opportunistic utility robot who takes an unattended Trident-class battleship for a quick spin around the harbor. The only problem: it belongs to the world’s greatest superpower.
Arm and defend your cruiser or be sunk to the watery depths. Grow your arsenal with each victory, accruing frigates, artillery, bombers, lasers, stealth generators, and more. Reinforce your defense with shields and boosters, and enhance your production speed with an army of builder drones.
Wreak havoc with ballistics, nuke launchers, and experimental ultra-weapons, including the Death Star Satellite, the Ultralisk Rapid Fabrication Facility, and the Kamikaze Signal. Strike early or weather the storm, build up your strength, then counter-attack with overwhelming force.
Unlock 30+ buildings and units as you become a master battleship commander, culminating in a showdown with Presidentron, the leader of the ultimate military superpower. Select the best weapons from your deadly arsenal and deploy them with skill to win the game.
Battlecruisers: Ultra-Marginally Improved Edition is available now on Steam.
It was going to be a paid DLC, but we released it for free because we have “good judgement.”
Now, we’ve restructured in a major way. We’ve got a lot of news, some good, some bad, some weird, some boring. So we’ll skip the last one and get right into the updates our dear players deserve.
Mecha Weka: a strange new breed of game studio from New Zealand.
To be short, we began the season with a major setback. On 11 April NZDT, a catastrophic error by an unfortunate temp contractor resulted in our first ever live outage. For a period of almost 5 days, some of our valued players were unable to launch Battlecruisers: Ultra-Marginally Improved Edition. This setback has been the most shameful event in the history of our studio. Personally, this problem was the most devastating failing of my entire career. I have worked self-driven my entire life to develop the skills needed to break into the ruthlessly competitive field of game design. And in one moment, we snuffed out the ability for some of our players to log into Battlecruisers. For 5 days.
Heuternannies may mock, and declare me to be unnecessarily dramatic. To thee I dismiss. The result is now, after 3 months of tightening the ship, we’re profitable and working on the next big thing.
Battlecruisers expansion is in production!
It’s 2.35am. I’m too excited to sleep :/
Felix would be so mad if he found out. I’m supposed to be in bed at 9pm sharp and asleep by 10pm. My name is Pete Casale and I am a Battlecruisers addict.
So many cool things happened recently. We’ve got a lot of interest, it seems every week twice as many new opportunities arrive. Every time I meet a new person in the GameDev scene, I gain +10 insight, +5000XP, and +1 friend – and they introduce me to all their friends. The people in this industry want us to succeed! #NZGameDevForever everyone I’ve met in this industry is a bro. Tons of diverse characters, and lots of bright minds.
Last week, I increased my certainty of success* to 59%! And that takes into account my overwhelming bias. Never before has it been this high. When we hit the front page of Steam, back in Feb ‘21, and front page in several categories, I ran up to the deck and whooped exactly like a howler monkey. Such primal joy had never been expressed by a primate so joyous! This, as we had studied, was the #1 predictor of success in an indie game. Our launch week broke Felix’s expectations by a whopping 1:163 ratio!.
That uncontrollable elation was caused by achieving a 10% statistical chance of success.* And now we are way up to 59%, due to all the great stuff that I’ve deferred from detailing. I’m too excited
*Success is defined as 100k+ kelp forest established.
We’ve got a totally sweet team of Mechawekavengers: a term everyone hates including me, but I use it out of spite. We’re doing great, as far as I can tell. I’ve been wrong about things before; you could say I have ample experience being wrong, in life. Far more than enough experience with failure.
There are external contractors also, but I shan’t name them for fear of retribution. There are people applying for internships. We have various and impressively-experienced counsellors for studio development, capital, legal, business strategy, technical advice, future-tech advice, all sorts. Successful indies from all over New Zealand have reached out with cautionary tales and directional advice. Every aspect of our plan is fluid, but that fluid has enormous inertia and is accelerating upward. Have we struck gold?
We’re back in preproduction!
And with that little piece of good news, it’s time to read an excerpt from the New Earth Times.
THE NEW EARTH TIMES
September 25, 2330
MORE PRECURSOR ARTIFACTS FOUND
Just yesterday, off the coast of Brazil, esteemed captain and good girl DogSquared had her Hammerhead-class battlecruiser, the “Diablo’s Chew Toy”, sunk by an unknown vessel, presumed to be operated by a rogue utility robot. The explosion from the sinking vessel threw her all the way to a nearby city on the coast of Brazil. Having been defeated, and thus having her purpose rendered null and void, DogSquared simply abandoned her naval programming and reverted to a state not unlike the canine friends of our precursors. Digging around the city, she discovered an object that appeared to be an artifact from the meat creatures of old. She brought it to the nearest robot, which just so happened to be one of our lucky reporters.
Upon inspecting this artifact, and speculating on what exactly it was, we’ve found it to be a small replica of a naval vessel, however it’s far older than our ships. It’s impossible to know what the humans would have ever used these for; maybe they all knew we were going to fight like this, and used these ships to simulate and determine an outcome. Maybe they took tiny humans and put them on the ships, and made them fight each other. We’ll never know. The artifact has been sold to Presidentron, who proudly displays it in his office.
More artifacts have been found across the globe, such as strange steel boxes full of circuitry. Although they vaguely resemble the computers used on our ships and structures, we’ve found no connection between the two. Perhaps in the near future, someone will find one that is in working condition. Then we will know for sure what the humans used these for.
Additional artifacts that are worth noting include odd plastic objects resembling other creatures. Even through all of our speculation, we can only guess what the humans used these for; was it recreation? Or perhaps shrink-drying? Were they using cruel and… admittedly strange methods to turn creatures into these plastic statues? Maybe that’s too far-fetched..
Pictured here: one of the many steel boxes found. Attempts to repair and make it operational have failed
PUBLIC PROTESTS OVER OIL IN BATTLECRUISER ENGINES
Pictured above: A small amount of oil in the head of a simple combustion engine
Recent public protests, lead by one ex-captain “Karen”, have addressed issues of oil covering all the moving parts of a battlecruiser’s engines. She describes the issue as “unacceptable, hindering the proper operation and service of the battlecruiser’s moving parts”. Karen, saying that she “requires only the best for her and her crew”, began publicly protesting against this issue after her cruiser was sunk.
We’ve reached out to a few battlecruiser experts for their opinions on the case.
“What? That’s f*cking stupid”, said Jimbot, a well-known mechanic from the dry-docks of New New Zealand.
Although these protests are small so far, only consisting of Karen and two builder drones, some experts think they may end up fundamentally changing the way we build battlecruiser engines.
Karen, in an attempt to show that oil is NOT what we need, tried using simple seawater as a lubricant for her engines. She was quickly dismayed to find that all of them had rusted and were locked up by the next week. She refuses to speak with us further on the matter.
NEW AUSTRALIAN MILITARY SCORES A VICTORY WITH A SINGLE BOOMERANG
Pictured: A Megolodon-class battlecruiser sinking after a freak accident
Today, the New Australian military somehow sunk a vessel with their entire military might of one single boomerang. Our reports say that the boomerang was thrown at the ship after it attacked the coastline city, flew into the bridge through a window, and hit a builder drone, which fell onto the weapons guidance computer. The computer malfunctioned from the damage, causing the cruiser’s rockets to target the vessel. Despite the captain’s desperate attempts to stop it, the rockets eventually ended up sinking the vessel.
This is considered a huge victory for the New Australian military, after their previous crushing defeat at the hands of an unknown captain, presumed to be the one that sunk DogSquared’s vessel.
The loss of a Megalodon-class to a single boomerang has raised many questions about defense from such weapons. Well-known weapons freak and mad scientist “AnimoBot-2000”, has proposed a new close-in weapons system built specifically for intercepting incoming boomerangs. Field tests have been successful so far, but we have yet to see it succeed in battle.
ULTRALISKS: OVERRATED, OR LIFE-SAVING? – PAGE 20
ETHICAL CONCERNS OVER THE USE OF BUILDER DRONES – PAGE 34
HOW TO DROP 300 POUNDS AND FEEL UPDATED! – PAGE 42
PIANO MUSIC TOPPING THE CHARTS – COVERED IN ISSUE #303
Game of the Month!
I am pleased to announce that we have not yet failed! In fact, statistically, we have a greater than 50% chance of success in our first year! As opposed to failure in the first year. Perhaps I underestimated the number of other people who also like explosions? Another, even more positive announcement is the reception of our little game from New Zealand: “Very Positive”!
Steam is our friend. Steam users can see through our flaws and accept us for the indie game we are. I am sure if EA or Ubi published something like Battlecruisers, they’d get a lower score. Because people expect more from the heavyweights, with dedicated QA teams. We’re doing everything powered by our friendly community of captains, finding almost no bugs, giving great suggestions and plenty of support in every dimension. We love you guys.
Then, thanks to Bec, our awesome business manager, we find ourselves in the Metro! What is more, we are the highest-rated game within the “Best new mobile games on iOS and Android” for February 2021!
Thank you everyone for your support!
We’re live on PC and Tablet.
Day One: We hit the launch button and the first wave of sales far surpassed the twelve Felix expected, god bless his little face. At once, we thought, could we quit our jerrrbs and work on Battlecruisers full time?
Day Two: This happened.
We’re still there now on day four. We’re also ranking at #2 in the RTS category. It’s like a childhood dream has just been glimpsed from afar, in real life, for the first time. It’s not just a fantasy any more. Maybe all those maths classes I spent drawing explosions weren’t the waste of time? Maybe all those hours spent explaining to Felix how to code faster weren’t a waste either?
This morning I was on the phone to the Right Honourable Jacinda Ardern, Ruler of New Zealand. She is a cool chick, she’s the same age as me, and she was very kind to my boy Fox once. I called to ask her if it was okay to use her likeness in one of our characters.
“Prime Minister’s office?
Please just email your query, she’s not here. The office of the Prime Minister will respond to you by email.”
It was all the encouragement we needed to push ahead in this extremely intense point in our cycle. We are so happy! Felix is busy fixing all the bugs he deliberately left in the code to try and catch me out. I am busy engaging the gaming community and watching every video review and stream I can get my filthy claws on.
The best part is, I feel like everyone wants us to succeed. From total internet strangers, to our friends talking about the game to their colleagues, students, relatives, psychotherapists, even to that guy at the supermarket who always loiters by the cheese section. They’re shouting the word “BATTLECRUISERS” from the windows of moving buses, guerilla marketing in the far north, making sure Nana can download it on her iPad. The support has been amazing. Thanks guys.
As I write, we have 42 reviews on STEAM, of which 40 are positive, and a ton of Reddit comments asking when we’re going to develop the phone version. It’s something we’d love to do when it’s feasible. There are a hundred other things we’d love to do too, like fixing bugs, adding more levels, adding DLC, translating into other languages, and not breaking the game in the process… This all takes time, but if you guys keep downloading it, we’ll keep building it.
Please give us a share today and keep the dream alive! We’ll update you when we have more news that we’re not contractually bound to keep secret.
The inception of BattleCruisers, an explosive RTS game from New Zealand
[This blog post is by Pete Casale, designer of the forthcoming real-time strategy game, Battlecruisers, for Android, iOS and Windows.]
“KaBLOOSH!” The man-sized toddler stood on the beach, waving his fingers in front of his face to simulate his explosive phantasia. “BaDaDaDOOMN! BaLAMMO-o-o!”
His vocal effects attracted the attention of other people walking their dogs on Big Manly Beach. Grandparents tutted, mothers shielded their children, and priests called him creepy. But none of that mattered to the world’s smallest giant—whose autistic, stroke-addled brain machinations were manifesting a glorious fireworks display.
Ordinance exploded on the sand, sending up visceral showers of earth.
Secondary MIRV warheads soared out of the ascending smokeball and homed back in on the original impact crater.
The ground was a ruined mess, but that made no difference to the horde of strafe bombers dropping cluster napalm heat ballistics over the scorched gravel pit!
The air shimmered in the intense heat. A trio of slim white missiles darted elegantly into the blackened sand and sat silent. Half the beach was gone in a perfect sphere of plasma. Oh, the humanity!
A small but ominous para-drone floated down through the ash. His chute bucked and rocked from the recoil of his 60mm undercannon.
“BaM BaM BaM PoP PoP KaBLoOOTCH!”
The tiny giant saw another beachgoer adjust their course and realised his verbal sound effects and pincering fingers belied an internal fantasy of flagrant destruction. No matter, he thought, and downregulated his charade so it might come off as a slightly affected walking gait. Did it work? Doubtless, no. But he would never forget the moment because it marked the first brainstorm of the perfect casual RTS game!*
*Perfect according to 100% of subjects interviewed for the purpose of this statistic. Casale, P. (2020). P=<0.001%, CI=0-99, n=1.
Now, obviously, the perfect casual RTS game must feature:
- The ability to create or build a sweet base just the way you like it.
- The ability to defend your base—to the point where the enemy is powerless to penetrate your ridiculous defense battery. I think anyone who was bullied physically can resonate with this feeling. Make something of your own, then keep it safe against overwhelming external pressure and violence.
- Strategic warfare.
- Battles that can be completed entirely in the time it takes to do a poo.
- Creative toys/buildings/units.
- Totally sweet music.
- An interesting story, featuring robots, the future, catastrophe and laughery.
- Fun, probably.
- A beautiful blue sky. A wise man once said: “Game with blue sky are more better than game with grey sky.”
- Shoehorn in some kind of virtuous message, such as “climate change is real”, “vaccines do not cause autism, they save lives”, or “it is considered impolite to eat the entire cake at a child’s birthday party.”
- More, more—always more—explosions.
The earliest concept featured a two-dimensional real-time strategy battle against an enemy base. Picture a large rocky landscape viewed from afar. On the left edge is your base. On the other side of a hill, on the far right of the screen, is the enemy base. You fire artillery at the enemy base, just like that original artillery game, Scorched Earth.
Scorched Earth is an old game where you choose the angle and power at which you take turns to fire shells at each other across a 2D terrain. It was not terribly exciting, and was executed far better by its spiritual descendant, Worms.
Worms gave us an arsenal of sweet weapons, let us move around the map, and have up to eight players. Taking turns to throw things at our friends is one of New Zealand’s favourite childhood pastimes. Worms gave us a chance to do it without the trips to the hospital, nor the expense of costly grenades.
However, Worms was still a largely skill-based game. You had to adjust your aim and projectile velocity every round. A skilled strategist with a mediocre aim would lose to a mediocre strategist with a skilled aim. This made the game less about strategy and more about how accurately you could judge the wind meter.
On higher levels, the fun was overridden by an impossibly accurate AI that could fire a rocket into a perfect wind gust, have it sail over the entire map, and glide precisely down into the hole in which your worm took shelter.
Sorry, Worms. You are an enjoyable game but being really good at letting go of the spacebar at exactly the right moment is not a skill I wish to refine.
I didn’t make this meme; I found it by searching “worms meme.” It seems like others had the same gripe as me.
Perhaps then, to create the perfect game, we should start with a foundation based on the greatest game ever made: Supreme Commander Forged Alliance.
SupCom was created by RTS legend Chris Taylor, famous for Total Annihilation, the previous greatest game ever. Before that, the title belonged to Command and Conquer. These games were not about making high-risk skill shots, but using strategy to defeat an enemy army. You know that feeling of building a sweet base and defending it with turrets, while simultaneously constructing a spider megabot for a cataclysmic counter-push.
But all the strategy games on PC were more complicated than the last. This did nothing to introduce the genre to new players, especially younger players who would benefit most from the early introduction of strategic decision making. So the idea was to create a much simpler RTS.
How do we make our game more accessible than the convolutions of Total War?
We looked at the most popular real-time strategy games on tablets. There were some simple games to be found, but they were isometric and everything looked cartoonish and too kiddified to be appealing for adult players.
I’m looking at you, Bloons Tower Defence. Nobody cares if you’re attacked by a balloon. If anything, you’ll want to be attacked by more balloons.
Bloons TD may be simple to play, but it looks like it was designed to ward off epileptics.
Is it even possible to create a game as simple as the casual tablet strategy games, but as awesome as the AAA monster titles for the mighty PC? The answer to this question is the same answer we gave to our lawyer when they asked us how we intended to pay for their services: yes. Followed by a quick sprint to the door, never to return.
So we set about designing a 2D side-scrolling strategy game with beautiful graphics and compulsive gameplay. Like Worms, but with tactical depth and no timing-centric skillshots. Like Supreme Commander, but without the overwhelming complexity. Something new, something in the center of several different genres. A game you can pick up and play for five minutes and be actually satisfied. A game that could cater for thousands of new, imaginative and exciting units. A game that would not incur any legal difficulties, because lawyers are expensive.
And then, over the next four years, working part time while supporting our familes with “real jerbs”, we made Battlecruisers.
In the next episode: the earliest concept of a different kind of game. Is there such a thing as too stupid an idea? Find out next week! Subscribe to this blog. Join our fan list for updates. Follow us on Instagram @BattlecruisersGame for more mirth. And our Discord is pretty cool. Nobody really cares about f*c*book, but we’re there too, and post our major updates 🙂
Pre Release Post Mortem
Battlecruisers is a small 2D RTS game made with Unity that we (Peter and I) hope to release on IPad, Android and PC. We have worked on Battlecruisers part-time for three and a half years, and hope to release it this year. This is the pre-release post mortem about what went well and some of the challenges we faced.
How it all started
Three and a half years ago my mate Peter mentioned this game idea he’d been playing with, but it wasn’t going anywhere because he needed a dev. Like most devs I’d always dreamed about making a game, and so Peter found his dev.
What went well
1. Dev Designer Combo
Like most devs I’m not the best at artwork. Having a designer to fine tune UIs, add effects and provide music is amazing. Having a dev and a designer is infinitely better (fact) than having two devs or two designers. Take an early version of the loadout screen before Peter had any input:
And a more recent version after Peter’s magic:
Yes I would have cleaned up my early version, but there is no way I would have gotten anywhere near to what Peter was able to accomplish.
2. Realistic Expectations
One of the first things I did was look at indie game post mortems to try and learn from others. I looked at 33 post mortems and quickly realised a few things:
Games take a long time to make
13 of the 33 post mortems gave the advice of limiting scope. Some of these devs had been working on games for 5 years full time. For many devs this was the first game they’d managed to complete, with many previous incomplete attempts. So we aimed at making a small game, that would take a year, perhaps two (and here we are, three and a half years later).
Games don’t make money
Or at least, 99% of games aren’t profitable. From the 33 post mortems I read, I think only one was wildly successful (Super Meat Boy). A few sounded like they perhaps broke even or made a bit of money, but the vast majority simply lost money. Putting in up to five years of full time work and having no money to show for it was understandably soul destroying for many of these devs. Hence we decided to not expect to make any money, and not quit our jobs to work on the game full time. This meant there was no pressure to make any money, and we could simply make a game we’re proud of.
3. User testing
The most repeated piece of advice from the aforementioned post mortems (13 of 33) was extensive user testing with real users. So that’s what we did. Grab a friend, force them to play the game and see where they struggle.
Watching a real user test is so much better than having a friend try the game by themselves and give you feedback afterwards. Many opportunities for improvement they don’t even notice! As an example, we used to have this fantastic custom navigation wheel control, that lets you navigate around the screen beautifully. Peter designed it, I spent weeks implementing it, and both Peter and I used it heavily when playing the game. But we noticed that real users never used it, despite it being shoved down their throats in the tutorial. Real users would fall back to pinch zooming and swiping (which we’d added from earlier user feedback), like they’ve been taught by the touchscreen world. So we got rid of our navigation control.
4. Unit testing and test scenes
A challenge of any coding project is ensuring you don’t break things. One way for this is to just play the game, and see if everything works. However, this is time consuming and only checks what you played. Perhaps you’ve introduced a whole heap of bugs that you didn’t cover in your playtest.
Instead we have 1350 unit tests and over 200 test scenes. The unit tests cover code correctness, but don’t cover a lot of Unity related and visual aspects. That’s where the 200 test scenes come in. Each test scene tests one particular thing, be it aircraft patrol movement or the artillery barrel firing. Every so often I go through every single test scene to check if everything still works. This way I cover all aspects of the game, instead of just what my random playtest happens to cover.
1. Working remote and babies
I live in the US whereas Peter lives in New Zealand, so all our communication is online. This makes collaborating a lot harder. It would be so much easier to share ideas and avoid miscommunications if we were working in the same physical place.
Additionally Peter decided to have a baby putting him more or less out of the picture for 6 months. This was hard for me and the game, as design work stalled. (I guess the sleep deprivation was hard for Peter too, but as it was child number two he should have known better.) I ended up working on coding tasks that were insignificant compared to the design tasks that needed to be done, demoralising me. Eventually I stopped working on Battlecruisers altogether for a month or two. But the baby started sleeping, so Peter started sleeping, so Peter could once again do design work, and the game was back on track.
2. Scope and the pain of cutting
We quickly realised that our little game was taking longer than we thought. To have any chance of completing this game before our grandchildren were born we had to cut features. Two of the biggest features we cut early on were multiplayer and a Borderlands style procedurally generated infinite loot system. We knew these were the right logical decisions to make, but it’s still hard to cut your game down from the perfect idealistic dream you have in your head.
3. Feature Creep
This has really been a constant game (struggle) between Peter and myself. On one end of the spectrum is Peter, an endlessly optimistic guy who wants to add every feature under the sun. His advice to me as the dev is to just keep pressing the “Make it work” button until it works, easy. On the other end of the spectrum is the dev, me, who just wants to get the game finished in our lifetimes.
One example of this feature creep happened with our skies. Our skies used to have:
- Single orthographic camera
- Sky background
- Some clouds
And it looked half decent:
But one day Peter tells me:
“I read about this cool parallax thing that we have to add to add to our skies. Here’s an article with the code, it’s really easy and will be really fast.”
So I give it a shot, and 3 months later we have our new skies (which to be fair are way cooler). As well as our original 3 sky features we ended up adding:
- A perspective camera for the parallax effect
- 4 layers of mist
- 1 layer of fog
- A moon
- The ability to change the colour of all clouds, mist and fog
- The ability to change cloud height and orientation
In hindsight I think it was worth it, but it’s feature creep like this has endlessly pushed out our game release date.
I am so happy to be on this game making journey with my mate Peter. Already Battlecruisers is my proudest accomplishment, ahead of my 6 year university degree and my Karate brown belt. If you’ve always dreamed of making a game I would highly recommend you try, it is hugely rewarding. Just keep your scope small and know in advance that you’ll be sacrificing a lot of (all) your free time for a long time.